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A word of warning for the Anti-Smart
 
  

06/19/07 @ 02:17:51 pm, Categories: Baka-chan vs. Stupid People, 44 words, 767 views  

Your time on this world draws short.
The seeds are long since sown, and the time of the harvest has come.
Your lives are forfeit.
Notice is given.
No pleas will be heard.
Make your peace.

The Reaper is here. Look upon thy doom.

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Fuck you, FedEx!
 
  

06/13/07 @ 04:23:30 pm, Categories: Baka-chan vs. Stupid People, 264 words, 699 views  

You fuckers have screwed me for the last fucking time. You are a bunch of incompetent wretched shitbags.

In the spring, you took my new Sumo Omni beanbag chair on a tour of New England.

Today, you really fucking did it. I’m waiting for this package all fucking day, big package. You fuckers have it, it’s on the fucking truck. Scheduled for delivery today… Of course, you also had this tiny pissant package for me, an ink cartridge…

Finally, after waiting ALL FUCKING DAY, the tracking changes to ‘Delivery delayed, scheduled for next business day’ … well, what about the ink cartridge?

You fuckers left it atop the mailbox at the bottom of the stairs… A package small enough for someone to POCKET if they wanted to. Let’s slide right on past the part where you only ‘delivered’ ONE OF MY TWO PACKAGES, and go right to the part where you were basically too fucking lazy to climb a flight of stairs with a box the size of your fist.

I guess what I’m trying to say is… Fuck you guys.

Fuck you, FedEx!

-Update!-
06/14/07 @ 12:48:27 pm

Well, they ‘delivered’ it… Dropped it at my front door and ran…didn’t even knock. I was like eight feet away, and by the time I reached the door, he was down the stairs and out onto the sidewalk… (Same thing they did with the Sumo Omni…) Does FedEx know about my stock of firearms and burning hatred? Do they have some sense of having wronged me?? The world may never know…

…until I capture me one of them.

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arms dealings
 
  

06/09/07 @ 02:37:27 pm, Categories: Life of Baka, 44 words, 622 views  

M16A3 assault rifle, M203 40mm grenade launcher, and accessories: $576.18
Shipping and handling from Hong Kong to the US: $88.50
Getting an assault rifle through US customs? Priceless.

There are some things credit cards can’t buy. For everything else, there’s cash money.

I’ll explain later.

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